Don't Be Afraid To Lose Something You Don't Have (@sammorril)

The JTrain Podcast

Jared Freid

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Health & Fitness, Sexuality

4.8 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 5 July 2019

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Comic Sam Morril joins Jared on this week's Friday episode of The JTrain Podcast, to read your emails and answer questions about getting a new job where your ex lives, going out with someone older than you, whether a hookup takes you out of a relationship, guys not asking questions on a first date, and getting negged on a dating app. Plus, news and headlines with Classic Shelb. Check it out, and enjoy

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By: Jared Freid

Transcript

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0:00.0	Hey guys, awesome episode today dating older women and moving cities with an ex in town.
0:13.9	Check it out and enjoy Share With Friends!
0:30.0	Hello and welcome to the J Train Podcast with J Train Jared Fried coming to you live from Harlem, New York City.
0:49.4	We're every Tuesday and Friday with your emails, your stories, your questions.
0:53.4	I say it every episode. Let me say it again. Thank you for listening. Thank you for telling a friend.
0:58.5	Thank you, thank you, thank you. You are the group that makes it happen.
1:04.3	That's right. Every Tuesday and Friday we're here with your email, your stories, your questions.
1:20.4	And you're the one that keeps it going. You guys tell a friend, you tell a coworker, you are the reason.
1:29.9	We have listeners every week, new ones, old ones, babies, toddlers, friends, family, everyone with ears.
1:43.5	Keep feathering those nuts and it feels good.
1:46.5	Woo! You know what it feels like? You know what I'm really into Shelby?
1:53.5	What's that? Goldbond spray. It's the goldbond powder but it's been weaponized.
2:00.9	You spray it right on your nuts and that's what it feels like. A cold spray, a goldbond.
2:07.3	Right on my nuts every time you make it your Instagram story or your tele-friend or when you bring a friend to a show,
2:14.5	oh my God. I was just in Seattle and I'm coming to San Francisco. I'm there right now. It's Friday.
2:22.8	Tonight, San Francisco, Cobbs Comedy Club. Tonight and tomorrow, Nija, Nija, love meeting you guys after the show
2:32.5	because when you come up to me you go on the bun the listens and then this is my friend and that's my friend
2:38.5	and I drag this person because I tell you know I hear the words that I put in your mouth.
2:43.9	He went to Jared. That's right. That's right. You gotta go to a Swan Oyster Depot if you're in SF, man.
2:52.7	Swan Oyster Depot. YouTube it. It's it's Bourdain's fate. It was a famous spot.
2:58.7	Guessed chiming in early. Yeah. It's a little early. I'm sorry. Don't worry about it. Are you professional or not?
3:06.3	I'm very excited about today. We're fucking done professionally. We're bringing it on. Sam Morrell, thank you for coming on. Okay.
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