Don't Be A Robot, Maintain the Bus, and Puddle Man - with JB Smoove (Rerun)

The Koy Pond with Jo Koy

Starburns Audio, Jo Koy

Comedy

4.8 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 24 May 2021

⏱️ 88 minutes

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This week, Jo and Dre are joined by the great JB Smoove! They all talk: JB's classic bits, JB's "still growing," don't be a robot, robot bullies, turtles, owls, dogs, Jo owing JB money, interns running the studio, "a JB Smoove type," JB's background in engineering and design, the Boys & Girls Club, maintaining the bus, JB's book, "The Book of Leon," not breaking on Curb, Speaking things into existence, and Puddle Man. Gotcha, goddamn it! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey you guys, the KoiPon and this guest that's about to come in, literally helped me,
0:09.2	guided me and I just look up to this guy.
0:14.0	I've known this dude almost over 20 years, over 22 years, my boy JB Smoove is coming
0:20.3	into the KoiPon to chop it up, man.
0:24.0	KoiPon, Dre, you ready?
0:25.8	Let's go, let's go.
0:27.0	Yes, the KoiPon, we're here, what's up Dre?
0:52.2	What up?
0:53.2	This gonna be a good day.
0:55.4	When I started stand up a long time ago, long, long time ago, there's this cat, actually
1:02.1	even before I went on stage, I was watching the Apollo, not the new Apollo you guys, the
1:08.8	original, the OG, the ground breaking one.
1:15.6	There's this cat that walked out, smashed it, JB Smoove.
1:22.3	Let me tell you what you did, okay, I'm sitting in my living room, there's a broke ass apartment
1:27.3	right behind Bally's hotel.
1:31.1	This is all I had for the weekends, right?
1:34.5	You walk out and I swear to God, legendary bit, it's dude stuck in a mouse trap.
1:46.4	I'm just like, this dude, that's it, this is fucking amazing.
1:53.8	The act out, the everything, the premise, are you kidding me, dude stuck in a mouse trap?
1:58.9	And then it's how you were laying on the ground.
2:01.7	Oh, man, classic.
2:04.7	And then I was just like, I couldn't get enough of you, but that's back in the day when
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