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And it's convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. What are your plans for this upcoming weekend? Quickly cancel them and get ready for a Hana Fest going down this weekend at Doheny State Beach, Green Day, Cage, Garbage, Hozier, Royal Otis, and more.

And we'd love to get you in right now if you would like to help us save society with a round of Don't Be a Dick.

Don't Be a Dick.

And as you know, the world may be more divided, more polarized now than ever before, but there are so many types of dicks in the world that you would encounter on a regular basis. And we'd like to go ahead and hear your nominees now at 800520167. We will decide which one we believe we should vote out of society, ship them off to Australia, and then we can move on with our lives.

I have a nominee.

Go ahead. You're not eligible for tickets, Allie, but we'll hear your nominee.

I have several nominees, but I'll choose this one.

When I am at a coffee shop or any place where there is a tip screen, and the person that is

checking me out says, they are going to ask you a question

as if I don't already know that it's going to be a tip and then they proceed to stare at the

screen and watch me tip them to see exactly how much I tip the tip the tip watchers get out of

here I like when they're walk away they like the fake uh I'm turn around. Yeah, I'm going to turn away and pretend to do something. Just pretend to do something at least. Even when they do something that's so obviously, they're like, I'm going to go ahead and tighten my apron. And I do that. Like when I was a server, I knew that move. I totally get it. But don't just stare.

Right. Blatently stare at the screen or watch me write your tip in. Yeah. I know the phrase, it's going to ask you a couple of questions. And then they go, I'll be right back with your drink. All I want them to do is just turn. Just turn away so I can mash. Skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip.

Or if I can go custom.

Right.

I got to go custom these day.

Custom, and then you give... Just turn. Turn away so I can mash. Skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip. Or if I can go custom.

Right. I got to go custom these day. Custom and then you give... Oh, a dollar or two? If it's coffee, I'm not going to give $2 tip for one cup of coffee. That's insane. A lot of places now will do the roundup for the children's. You know, roundup? Not rounding up. No, get out of here.

I'd like that as an option, though.

I don't think everything needs to be $3, $4.

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