We've got the best in the biz. Daniel Jeremiah coming up to talk NFL draft. Yeah, the NFL

draft is fast approaching. And while I don't know if I'm even going to get picked, I am nevertheless,

as society's greatest empath, still willing to share a few helpful do's and don'ts for the draft

eligible among us. First, when a team calls, don't answer on the first ring. You don't want to seem

desperate. Unless it's Woody Johnson, then just let it go to voicemail. You do need to have some

standards here. Don't go to the green room. Yeah, the food's good, but man, why risk being the next

Aaron Rogers or Brady Quinn with a camera zoomed in on your face as your face reacts to hearing

other players' names

called. At least the nominees at the Oscars only have to deal with it for like six seconds.

You have to deal with it all night. And definitely don't do the bro hug with Roger Goodell.

Why be a pawn in the commission's look at me antics? It's always degrees of uncomfortable,

the swaying gently back and forth like an old couple

celebrating their golden anniversary.

Now listen, I get it.

Avoiding that moment's easier said than done.

I mean, he is kind of your boss now.

But for what it's worth, I don't remember hugging any of my bosses ever.

Matter of fact, let's do get Raj back in the basement.

I think that'll be better for everybody.

And speaking of hugs, and this one should be a gimmie, but I've seen way too many guys screw it up,

do hug your mom first.

Yeah, I know your agents told you he could work with anybody in the business,

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