Welcome to IHIP News as therapy for all of us as we get ready for Trump's inauguration.

We want to dabble into conservative gossip from time to time as a way to laugh so that we don't sit in the corner and shit ourselves.

Right.

And so here's a little clip that I found really, really, really rich.

So, you know, on the right, you have all of these MAGA people who are like the demoncrats

are groomers and the demoncrats are, you know, they don't

know what a real woman is or real man or we're alpha men and all this bullshit, right?

They literally have a real life groomer named Matt Gates.

Yes.

And he has been credibly accused of sexual assault of a minor.

And he was appointed by Donald Trump to be attorney general.

This report was so bad he pulled out all of the sexual misconduct.

Now, of course, he has a job at OAN.

And when they're not, most of their anchors on OAN, the females, at least I noticed they all wear

like diamond-en-crested crucifixes, you know, they're big Jesus people.

Absolutely.

So they hire, of course, Matt Gates.

And I thought this little tidbit was just fantastic.

Here we have Matt Gates, the alpha male, discussing makeup application with George Santos. What was going on with my makeup?

Help me. Give me advice. Matt, Gates, let me tell you something. Highlighter is not for you. Stop

highlighting the center of your face. It makes your eye very small and it gives you the glow.

Not the glow you think it gives you. But I have deep-set eyes, George. How do I fix the deep-set eyes?

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