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Good morning and welcome to the Independent Republic of Mike Graham right here on Talk TV.

Well, well, well. It's another happy Monday, isn't it for everybody out there,

wondering exactly what to do with the rest of the day.

Fancy going to the beach, perhaps? Not really. It's a bit cold.

How about a nice walk in the park?

Well, it's pouring down with rain, unfortunately. Well, it is the last day of July, after all.

As Kevin O'Sullivan just said on the Mike and Kev's show, let's get back to doing what we do best,

moaning about the weather and how awful the summer is. They're not seen to be talking about the forests on fire anymore in Europe, are they? The world is on fire, according to

Sadiq Khan. The only thing that's on fire is Sadiq Khan's opportunity meter, because he thinks

he can now bring U-LES in, make another £400 million off of the poor London budget, not just the

people who live in London, but the people who visit it and the people who live around it. The U-Less argument is still going on. It's still raging all over the weekend.

And I'm delighted to say that Rishi Sunak, the Prime Minister, appears to have discovered

something, Eureka style. He's worked out that actually, if you become a bit more friendly to motorists,

you might actually win the odd election, because Uxbridge, of course, the by-election

was won as a result of people wanting to vote conservative for the very reason that it ended

up being for the Ullo's source or situation.

And in the end, if you have a car, you're getting rinsed by the public, you're getting

rinsed by the politicians, you're getting rins by the petrol pump attendants, you're getting rinsed by the politicians, you're getting rins by the petrol pump

attendants, you're getting rinsed by the oil companies, you're going to rinse by pretty much

all of the department of motor vehicles, the DVLA, and you've got no money left to even actually

drive anywhere. So, if Rishi Sunak has got an idea of how to win the next election, I think

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