This is a Global Player Original Podcast.

It's Unlucky 13, episode, with meless Natives, with me Chris Smart,

or maybe not even smart, Christopher,

and the one and only national treasure, the hairline pervert,

the drinking woman Shailaboof, Martin the waistcoat Comstown.

That was actually a good introduction there, mate.

Thanks, man, I'm learning.

Over the years, I'm beginning to pick this stuff up. It's great see you mark my boy good to see you pal i forgot see you a lot clearer

with these specs on it's great actually you actually look at me like you recognize me and not like a

mole who's just borrowed out the back garden and it's dazzled by the autumn sunlight i'm taking my

fact that's better is it i think you're doing what I did today I went to the gym and then forgot my hair products

so I feel a wee bit like a shaggy dog

I was going to say you look a little unkempt

you arrived a bit flustered

late not late

marginally I mean I was there 10 minutes earlier

ever the professional

but you look slightly unkempt

as always though with the story of my timekeeping,

let's wind the clock back two hours.

And your phone call from the airport

to say, I'm just on the way to your flat.

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