So it's late at night, it's a hitch-dark and I'm in there with Mike Rowe from DirtyJob

and we're doing an extremely dirty job which is we're drilling extra holes into bowling

balls so that we can put all five of our fingers in the bowling ball at the same time because

like if you think about it the way they are now is fucking stupid. Yeah. Like how am I supposed

to hold it? The just the choiseness of this idea because like also which ones are you supposed

to do? No yes no that's exactly what I mean when I say how am I supposed to hold it. That's

exactly what I mean. There's never a thing on there that says it's these ones. There's no

instructions you could be doing upside down over here like it's these two these one and it

and most of the ways I've tried to do it, Hayes. It kills. So I would go possibly even farther

and just have like a little grip bar in the like in the middle of the ball. So it's like not

even fingers just put your whole hand and honestly there should be a hole for you to put your

entire fist in the ball. Dude well one thing I initially said was like let's just put the ball

in a bag like let's put it in a suitcase or something because I know how to hold that

and then we'll just slide that throw that it's way bigger. Right so you're going to get more of

them. But yeah no we we're we're talking about all this and we're drilling the holes and it's a very

dirty job quite frankly because the balls are covered in grease and that is what I was wondering. It

doesn't like it actually sounds like one of the least dirty jobs that he has ever done. It just

doesn't sound very dirty to me. Yeah the balls are greased up and why is that going up as well.

Why are they greased? Yeah. The lanes are greased and there was extra

greased. Why are the lanes why are the lanes greased? Are you not aware that bowling lanes are greased?

I mean not in the way they're not in such a way that like the grease is getting all over

my hands like it's just not like you know a little bit but not in a way that like wow my hands

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