Dolphins Are Sluts For Mackerel
Armstrong & Getty On Demand
iHeartPodcasts
4.6 • 3.5K Ratings
🗓️ 1 May 2026
⏱️ 36 minutes
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Summary
Hour 2 of A&G features...
- The CA high speed rail disaster & the theft machine
- Dolphins with mines & "we'll do it live!!"
- Performance art & the COVID coverup
- Joe is going to talk to his therapist, Claude.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.3 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:06.1 | Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio |
| 0:09.7 | at the George Washington Broadcast Center. |
| 0:12.2 | Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty. |
| 0:14.4 | Armstrong and Getty. |
| 0:16.0 | And now here's Armstrong and Getty. |
| 0:21.6 | I want to follow up on the security changes. |
| 0:30.6 | Is there talks about you potentially wearing a bulletproof vest moving forward given you have now been shot at. I don't know if I can handle looking 20 pounds heavier. |
| 0:40.3 | These guys, they look so good. |
| 0:43.3 | Some of these guys are physical specimen. |
| 0:47.3 | Some of these guys have dropped over. |
| 0:50.3 | I don't want to be near him. |
| 0:53.3 | The lighter side of assassination attempts. |
| 0:58.4 | Trump is a unique guy. |
| 1:02.0 | He is psychologically. |
| 1:07.0 | Yeah, I don't know what his brushes with death did to him or for him. |
| 1:12.9 | You know, it's funny, just a quick departure. |
| 1:14.9 | The bit of Scott's email we didn't squeeze in before the top of the hour break was, |
| 1:20.3 | why was the shooter so calm taking his selfies before walking into his almost inevitable death, |
| 1:24.9 | accepting that you're already dead is calming and liberating? |
| 1:27.5 | I've heard that, and this is certainly, I, I, into as almost inevitable death, accepting that you're already dead is calming and liberating. |
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