Dole Mates with Riley Silverman

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 September 2022

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Riley Silverman joins Jordan and Jesse to talk getting harassed by stormtroopers in Disneyland, Batman's blood type and our very first cartoon factory song aka Powerhouse lyrics submission. Check out Riley's new book Star Wars: Exploring Tatooine from her website rileysilverman.com or at your local bookstore.

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0:00.0	Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.
0:05.2	On to the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.
0:10.7	It's Jordan Jesse Goal. I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart.
0:14.1	Jordan Morris, boy detective.
0:16.9	Jordan, I have a... of a new lifestyle guru.
0:20.9	Congratulations. I don't know if I've never had a lifestyle guru before, but I'm...
0:26.3	I think I'm gonna do the... have a lifestyle guru thing.
0:29.6	Are you want to be one or you want to have one?
0:34.4	You want to follow what?
0:35.7	I want to follow one like the way people put the...
0:40.0	put eggs in their vaginas because of Winath Paltryl.
0:43.1	Hold on. Yeah. Hold... I mean that's what I was gonna ask you bro.
0:46.4	You goopin? You goopin?
0:47.8	I'm not ready to goop. I think I have a lifestyle.
0:50.8	Oh my bro's goopin!
0:54.0	He's goopin over here.
0:56.3	I'm put the egg in my butt.
0:58.1	Come on. Put the egg in your butt.
0:59.8	Winath's doing great. She wants to ask her.
1:01.8	It's gonna get stuck in my butt.
1:04.4	Well not if you use Winath's organic egg lube.
1:09.8	That's gonna get it more stuck.
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