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🗓️ 9 July 2025
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0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
0:06.5 | From the most trusted journalists at Comedy Central, |
0:10.6 | it's America's only source for news. |
0:13.8 | This is The Daily Show with your host, Ronnie T. |
0:18.3 | Thank you. Ronnie Tess Oh my God |
0:29.6 | Welcome to Daily Show |
0:32.6 | I'm Ron Chegg |
0:34.6 | We got so much to talk about tonight |
0:35.6 | The TSA ends its foot fetish. |
0:38.3 | The trade war gets semi-erect. |
0:40.3 | And great news, pedophiles. |
0:42.3 | The Epstein list doesn't exist. |
0:44.3 | Party tonight a Chuckie cheese. |
0:47.3 | So let's get into the headlines. |
0:58.1 | Let's kick things off with today's biggest news, |
1:01.0 | because I know a lot of people out here always like, |
1:04.2 | oh, the news is so awful, everything is terrible. |
1:05.8 | I hate fascism. |
1:06.5 | Do something. |
1:09.5 | Well, stop whining, okay? |
1:12.6 | Because finally, there's some great news for America. A senior government official says the TSA will no longer require travelers |
1:16.6 | to take off their shoes at security checkpoints. |
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