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The Daily Show: Ears Edition

DOJ Erases Epstein & Netanyahu Kisses Trump's Ass With Peace Prize Nom | Author Michael Luo

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Comedy Central

Comedy, Daily News, News

4.413.5K Ratings

🗓️ 9 July 2025

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

The Department of Justice (and Michael Kosta) try to gaslight Ronny Chieng about a suddenly "nonexistent" Jeffrey Epstein client list, Trump lists Benjamin Netanyahu as a reference on his Nobel Peace Prize application, and the TSA ends their foot fetish. Ronny checks in on the status of Trump's trade war, including the president's half-firm decision on another tariff delay and his new international trade pen pal, "Mr. Japan." Michael Luo, author of "Strangers in the Land: Exclusion, Belonging, and the Epic Story of the Chinese in America" and executive editor at The New Yorker, joins Ronny to discuss the untold stories of Asian American persistence and resilience in the face of bigotry. They talk about one of the worst mass lynchings in America involving Chinese immigrants, Wong Kim Ark’s Supreme Court fight for birthright citizenship, the pertinence of chronicling 19th-century expulsion during the Trump administration, and how this book became a 160,000-word response to a racial abuse incident on the Upper East Side. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

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From the most trusted journalists at Comedy Central,

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it's America's only source for news.

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This is The Daily Show with your host, Ronnie T.

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Thank you. Ronnie Tess Oh my God

0:29.6

Welcome to Daily Show

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I'm Ron Chegg

0:34.6

We got so much to talk about tonight

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The TSA ends its foot fetish.

0:38.3

The trade war gets semi-erect.

0:40.3

And great news, pedophiles.

0:42.3

The Epstein list doesn't exist.

0:44.3

Party tonight a Chuckie cheese.

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So let's get into the headlines.

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Let's kick things off with today's biggest news,

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because I know a lot of people out here always like,

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oh, the news is so awful, everything is terrible.

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I hate fascism.

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Do something.

1:09.5

Well, stop whining, okay?

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Because finally, there's some great news for America. A senior government official says the TSA will no longer require travelers

1:16.6

to take off their shoes at security checkpoints.

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