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Welcome back to the Resudot Show. We have a very funny person in the studio, not you Jeff. Good morning, that's right. We got pan, we got cancer patients, we got midgets, we got, we just got a whole lot of blue spaces in the studio right now.

Good parking, some vaccine eligibility, that's what we have and that's the new name this morning show. Hey, you're waking up with vaccine eligibility right here.

St. Louis, come on out, helium comedy clubs, St. Louis, Missouri, as we can see, one half, actually one fourth at the dwarf, so more like one eighth, one eighth of vaccine eligibility will be at helium comedy club this weekend.

That's right. People walk around with stickers that just say VE on the back of their car. Well, you know, it's funny. So, you know, Brad walks in, he goes, Hey, if you guys been, you know, during this whole thing, I said, well, I got the, I got the, I got the, I got the COVID back in the summer, kind of, he's through Tony got it in January and Jeff got cancer.

So, and Tony got cancer too. Tony doubled up. Oh, you got, you got cancer as well. What kind of the scene did you get? I got, I got kidney cancer and both of my kidneys. So, right. So you're double the pleasure.

Here George Lopez in it. He had double kidney cancer, right? We lost them.

By the way, please, like, you know, George Great comic legendary performer, please don't do what George did and like take a kidney from your wife and then you know,

I don't. Oh, yes, wife gave us who is this George Lopez?

Did they give him a sitcom about it that lasted forever? It's George Lopez and kidney. Yeah.

I played the kidney. Yeah, but the sitcom was called a little less low pass on TBS. Yeah, you want a golden globe for that? I didn't recognize you in the hat. So, I totally understand, man.

Yeah, let's not get on that topic. I know I brought it up, but yeah, I don't want to talk. Yeah, look at us. Look at our George Lopez took his wife's kidney and then cheated on her.

And then got drunk in a casino and passed out with a new kidney. Oh, the news of George Lopez cheating on his wife with prostitutes came as a shock because his wife saved his life by donating a kidney to him in 2005 after he nearly died.

Well, to be fair, it was their 25th wedding anniversary. And we know so it like I think the first one is the paper anniversary. The second one is the leather anniversary.

The 25th is the prostitute anniversary. So I was just celebrating the anniversary. Not his fault. I would love for some guy to actually try to make that work.

It's our 11th. It's the prostitute anniversary. A dwarf said so. They're not allowed to lie. They explode if they lie. Dwarves explode if they lie.

I know that. Yeah. I've where have to look. Notice how I'm not exploding after I said that. So therefore I'm not lying.

There. There. There. There. There. There are four. That is a true statement. So that. So that means what I say on stage this weekend at the helium comedy club is true.

But yeah, and tickets are going fast because they do have reduced capacity and then you know, try to keep everybody safe. So yes, to go on fast, get your tickets now if you feel comfortable.

Today is my 15th year anniversary. 15th anniversary. Oh, that is the pegging anniversary. That is your K. Y.

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