Hey, girl, hey, welcome back to Taster Taylor.

Today is Tuesday.

Joining me today is got to be, and it is, Maddie Ryan, hey boy, hey. Hey girl, hey, happy tipsy Tuesday. We are home. And, yeah, Tay and I were gone for a fucking month. I mean, not quite a month. It's like a week shy of a month, but it's, I mean, listen, I feel hashtag blast that we get to, like, work remotely. Like, what an amazing thing. How lucky are we? Thank God for COVID, huh? Oh, God. I mean, not a popular statement. No, but there were some silver linings. It gives you, it gives you access to not be chained to your desk. It's we're ever chained to our desk really, but anyway.

It changed the way that we look at work, you know? Like we used to look at work as like a nine to five, a fucking grind. I mean, I didn't really because I worked in radio. But still, I got up at the ass crack at dawn. And my days were shorter, but man, they started early. So. Right. Like when I when I have to do something, it's like, hey man, I have to go get my son from camp.

It's like, hey, man, I have to go get my son from camp. It's like people don't care. You know, just log in, log back out, make up a little time, push the meeting around a little bit. You don't have to be everywhere, you know, at one place you can be everywhere and just get it done. Exactly. So most,

most of us, a lot of us still have to go to work five days a week if you're a banker and stuff. Right. So suckers. But I'll say, like I feel very lucky that we get to like go around and kind of, we're like nomadic in the month of July. Yeah, but, but a month away from home, whether you're having the best time or the worst time.

It is time to get home eventually, right?

It is fucking time. So we're home and we're in the city. And honestly, my inflatable hot tub never looked so sexual. And I can't wait to jump in it today. Yeah. You're going to need it the next couple days gonna be fucking brutally hot

i know so yeah it's good to be back well welcome home thank you well speaking though of

traveling for so long you know um it really does a number on the sexy time i don't want to discuss

this with you a lot less sex correct sir yeah man i you everybody's like oh you're on they're you're on, I'm like, yeah, man, I'm on vacation. I'm tired. There's people around. It's like, and. That's the thing for me is the people around. Like, there was one day my parents, my parents leave for work every single day. Okay. So, like, we do have the house to ourselves, which is great because we have a lot of work to do.

And so it's nice to have, like, our own space. But, like, Tate tried to get friske. She's a horny mofo. Yeah. Well, she's preggers. That's what happens. Right. The hormones be raging. That second trimester, they want it. And I was like, I can't. And Dave was like, we're alone.

And I was like, I can't. And Tate was like, we're alone.

And I was like, I can't.

Oh, you still can't do it in your parents' house?

I can't do it at my parents' house.

Oh, come on.

Bro.

That makes it sexier.

It doesn't because you want to know what's not sexy?

Thinking about my mom and dad walking in on me the whole time it's happening.

But they're, just let them watch.

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