meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
The Big 3 Podcast

Doin' It In A Van

The Big 3 Podcast

thebig3podcast.com

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.8603 Ratings

🗓️ 3 May 2013

⏱️ 68 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

The Big 3 hit the road driving around Los Angeles while recording the entire podcast in a van and the guys talk about Perry’s unusual amounts of scheduled daily bowel movements that he has claiming he has FIVE before lunch. Perry brings up the fact he is moving from his current apartment in Reseda because a neighbor’s pipes had burst and Perry starts a fight with Don that leads to The Scaremaster aggressively, almost animal-like biting way of fighting.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

Simply Don, the Podcast Network.

0:03.1

Now what happened before the show?

0:05.4

Okay.

0:06.0

Mole pulled in the car.

0:07.0

Well, is this a show now?

0:08.0

Are we in the show?

0:08.9

Bull pulled in behind me in his Ford LTD,

0:15.8

Lincoln Continental, big car.

0:19.5

And I got a little, I got a little... Police interceptor. Yeah. Okay. He pulls in, he's about... This is Mole's car, this is my car. He's this far apart. Both of our cars are bigger than that. Both of our cars are bigger than that. Well, why are you going, this is your car? Because you're this close to my car! That's not what you said. That isn't what you said. You said both your cars, and you went like this, and I was thinking, Is this a toy car? What is it? This is the bumper of mine, and this is the front bumper of his. And he's about six inches apart. And I don't like when he gets that close. Why?

0:55.0

And that's why I threatened him.

0:56.0

You threatened him?

0:57.0

Yeah, I did.

0:58.0

Why would you threaten him?

0:59.0

Can I tell you how stupid that is?

1:01.0

Mole, don't listen to this for a second.

1:04.0

All right, I'll hang on with Ross back there.

1:06.0

Hey, dude.

1:07.0

He could kill you.

1:09.0

Do you remember his little pinch that he can do?

1:11.6

Yeah.

1:12.6

Well...

1:13.6

What?

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from thebig3podcast.com, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of thebig3podcast.com and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.