Hey guys, this is the Highlander from The Titus Podcast.

This episode is brought to you by Lodge Attack in Ear Headphones.

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And now here's Christopher Titus with the Armageddon Update!

I'm Christopher Titus and this is the Armageddon Update.

That's right, puppies!

I told you I'd write one on puppies because this world is a diseased, on fire shit show

that frankly has been draining my soul the last five years like a vampire with a tapeworm.

I cannot tell you how much these two little buddies have saved my life on a weekly basis.

And the great thing about these two is that they are furry, pro-zac all the time side

effects include cleaning up turds and pee puddles, being forced to play ball for hours at a time.

But that's a small price to pay for unconditional love.

No one ever had a bad relationship with a dog.

Your dog never cheated on you with another owner, never cleaned out your bank account while

you were on the road doing comedy.

Your dog never turned your kids against you in a brutal divorce or lied about you to a judge.

Your cat has, however.

The reality of dog ownership is weird.

Across the world.

In America we see dogs as man's best friend in England, they feel the same.

In Muslim countries, dogs are seen as dirty or unclean.

Really?

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