Dogs are Racist. Countryside is Fascist!
The Jon Gaunt Show
Jon Gaunt
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🗓️ 14 November 2024
⏱️ 38 minutes
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Summary
The Woke Welsh government commissioned a report that stated dogs should be banned from the green green grass of home to make the valleys less racist! What a load of cobblers! Surely dogs help build community spirit not divide it?!
If one particular community doesn't like dogs it should be a case of fit in or ship out shouldn't it? And lets be honest these woke warriors are obviously talking about the Muslim community whoo believe that dogs saliva is unclean. Now of course anyone is allowed to hold any crackpot idea that they wish and I respect that, even if I think it's stupid, but what shouldn't happen is that the majority view is disregarded for the minority.
However the dog story is just one aspect of how politicians and city dwellers have no idea of what happens in the countryside. The attacks on inheritance tax or Jeremy Clarkson is ample proof that most of our leaders think country folk are racist loaded or even Fascist.
This is a classic Gaunty rant!
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| 0:00.0 | Dogs are racist and the United Kingdom countryside is fascist. |
| 0:09.3 | Oh yes, you think I'm making it up? |
| 0:11.6 | No, I'm only making up the second part. |
| 0:13.1 | The first part is down to Wales. |
| 0:15.7 | Yeah, Welsh Wales. |
| 0:18.0 | They want to ban dogs in certain areas. There's a bit more to the story than that, |
| 0:24.3 | so I'll tell you what it is. Basically, Labour-run whales have been told to ban dogs from parts of |
| 0:31.9 | the countryside to make the countryside more inclusive. Now, we have these bonkers stories every single bloody year, don't we? |
| 0:42.6 | Oh, it's not welcoming to Asian people, black people, people of an ethnic minority. |
| 0:48.2 | It's as if the countryside is full of people like the werewolf of London. |
| 0:53.4 | Remember that film with Rick Mayall where he's an extra and he's in the pub and they all |
| 0:56.6 | walk into the pub and it goes silent? |
| 0:59.1 | Now, I lived in the countryside for 30 years and that can happen. |
| 1:03.1 | It just takes you about 25 years to be accepted in the countryside and no wonder because |
| 1:08.4 | a lot of people who do move to the countryside are complete and utter idiots. |
| 1:13.3 | When I lived in a village in Northamptonshire, we had one guy who kept complaining that his Volvo got |
| 1:19.1 | covered in mud because the farmer had been up and down the lane in his tractor with the muck spreader. |
| 1:25.9 | It was like, you're living in the countryside, son. |
| 1:28.7 | If you want to live in a bar at home, move back into town. I just had to get this up on the |
| 1:33.1 | computer on my phone to explain it to you correctly. Labor run whales have been told to ban dogs |
| 1:40.1 | from parts of the countryside to help make the outdoors. You couldn't make this crap up. |
| 1:45.4 | Anti-racist. |
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