Magnificantly inspired, Richard Eater of the New York Times says, brilliantly grotesque.

The Austin Sun, this may be the best podcast ever made.

A boy and his dog.

A podcast that has become a cult legend.

Right now I'm hungry and I want to get laid.

That's what you always say.

You asked you to the Roger, the judge.

It's gone.

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

That is not paid for them.

That is paid for by the people of Detroit.

You might qualify to him now. You aren't qualified in

Mel. I'm not qualified for this job. Let me tell you some. You want to go right now? Okay,

do you want to go right now? Hey kids, it's your old pal ML Elric. Back from a luxurious Labor Day

holiday, the start of college football.

For Michigan State, it started half an hour later than everybody else in the country.

For Clemson, it maybe still hasn't started.

And for Keon Coleman, I take back everything I said about you being a greedy bastard.

That performance against LSU, put that guy on everybody's draft board if they weren't paying attention. And I also... If only Michigan State had money to pay him, right? Isn't that the big problem? Well, sometimes the best things in life are free, like Free Harbaugh. Is that his going right now? Or is that a political statement? I want to tell the listeners about Keon Coleman first, please. What? Who? For those that don't know who he is. Oh, hey, I guess who's back from vacation. Go ahead. You got the floor. No, I just wanted you to do it, Michigan State guy. I said all I had to say about him. You don't want me to go on and on. I was concise. I was to the point. I moved on. A wide receiver for the Michigan State Spartans that left for Florida State for reasons that are unknown except for money. Well, I'll be here is that he needed more money. Because then Mel Tucker complained about not having enough money, even though how much does he make? Mel? Oh, is it his job to pay him? No, but I'm just saying I don't want to hear him complain about money when he's making

$9.5 million.

Mel Tucker now makes the median average salary for major coaches in the United States,

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