Hello and welcome to the luxury podcast.

My name's Jonathan Vernon Smith and with me is William Hanson.

This is the podcast that helps you live a more luxury life.

Hello, Jonathan and I are here to help you create the everyday moments of luxury

that make life worth living whatever your budget.

So welcome to another bonus episode of the luxury podcast

where William and I trade tips and stories from our own luxury lifestyles,

as well as delving into our lovely great big mail bags.

William, how's your week been?

Well, it's been fine, but I have been in the wars.

Oh, what's happened?

Look at Mike Ash.

Look at that.

Look.

What caused that?

Now, that is not as bad as it was a few weeks ago.

Not long after you and I last recorded properly. Did you have your first fall? Well, I was on a bike. Oh, what? And I went into a barn, to the side of a barn, because someone was coming towards me, and I could see them coming towards me, and I thought, well, they're on foot. I'm on a bike going at speed. Yeah. really anywhere for me to swerve because there are people over there any minute now and they were sort of chatting looking at their friend and not looking forward. There's no bell on the bike. No. I mean, admittedly I have a voice, but there was no bell on the bike. And I thought, no, no, any minute, any minute now, he didn't know. So I had to, in order to not go smack, bang into him, I had to

swerve, and I went into the wall of a barn. Oh, William. Yeah, on my right arm. And by the time I got

back to my holiday cottage where I was, I was bleeding. I'm not surprised. That's quite a hefty gash.

Yes, and I do keep picking it, which is not. Oh, don't pick your gash. It's not pleasant. Don't pick your gash at my dining table, please, no. And it's only evident today because I'm wearing, you know, sleeves rolled up. Oh. In a manly... Well, I think it looks quite manly and butch. Thank you very much. Yes. It looks like you're a labourer.

I don't want that.

Well.

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