Remember you bought me an accordion.

I did buy you an accordion.

Yeah.

Where is it now?

I believe it's in a giant bin.

When people say Graham's on the rich list, I go, I know.

I put most of that money into his account.

Once this stops, as in when you stop living together, you must never mention it again, ever.

To anyone.

To anyone. To anyone.

It must be, you know, it never happened.

Hello, hello, and welcome to wanging on.

It's a sort of podcast offering advice.

I believe I'm Graham Norton.

That's Maria McCurland.

I am.

We're not experts, blah, blah.

We're not experts. But thank you for telling me what this is about. Yeah. Well, I felt it Norton. That's Maria McCurlin. I am. We're not experts. We're not experts.

But thank you for telling me what this is about.

Yeah.

Well, I felt it's important to set out our stall. I've often wondered what it was. Why are we sitting at this table? Why am I here? Why are we at this fake kitchen table? Why am I talking to you and pretending to be your friend? Thank you for providing so many objay.

But it's, I am your friend, who knows that it's your birthday shortly. Are we doing birthdays still? Am we too old? No, I think you do, you acknowledge them because it's, you know, it's always a bit of an achievement. Look, I've made another one. Yeah. But. I like none of us are saying, the actual age.

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