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Jeffrey, thank you for being such a deer and watching Rex while I'm away.

I've included a simple list of instructions for you to make this easier. I hope he doesn't give you too much trouble.

Rex likes to sleep in the guest room on normal days and typically won't come out until around lunchtime.

It's best to not bother him until then anyway.

You'll find his food dish in water dish above the stove in the pantry.

Give him one scoop of wet food found in the fridge and one scoop of dry above the washing machine.

Water bowl should be cleaned after every use and only use sink water with the brittalfilter please.

Rex prefers the dark. Please don't turn on any lights in the house while you stay here.

Sometimes he gets a little feisty in his old age. It's best to ignore him when that happens.

If there's bad weather please lock him in the laundry as he gets very anxious.

If he needs to exercise or go for a walk remember to go at night so he isn't bothered by noise or neighbors.

The leash and collar are under the sink.

He loves to watch the TV show Dexter and Fuller House.

Money for yourself is on the table and keep the house keys on your person at all times.

See you on Thursday. Thanks. Miss Lofton.

Side jobs are always odd ones aren't they?

I got the gig from a coworker right before the Christmas break when I said I needed some extra cash.

You know something quick to buy some last minute gifts.

They had known Lofton for years and ever since her husband passed away my coworker told me that she takes a trip this time of year to avoid feeling sad.

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