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And now I want to play the dog.

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You're listening to Thumbcrans.

A shish show for those whose thumbs are crick-cracramping.

Well, well, whoa, would you look at the time?

Oh, my goodness.

That time of the week again, and that time that it is this time every week?

Check the clock, check the calendar.

If you got a crazy clock, if you get a clock that does the weeks instead of the hours,

then check it. That clock is screaming, it's thumb cramps the clock, bitch.

And welcome to this week's episode of Thumb Crams, video game review podcast for everyone whose thumbs are cramping.

I'm Joel.

I'm Jackson.

And today we are joined by very special guest, one of the hosts of Scandy Boys in Howgut's Footy, and Sean Carney. Woo! Boys, thank you. Thanks. I know when you were like, oh, who should we get to guests on this show? You thought, let's get our most prolific gaming friend that we know. The man has played all the games. He's played them all. The king of gamers himself. Sean Carney. I will say that, and we'll get to it when it comes to your review, but I got a bit of an inside scoop that I don't think your gaming credentials can be cast aside so easily. That's exactly. It's a little sizzle for later in the episode. You can't sit here, Sean, and claim, I'm not a game. Yeah, yeah. Because I got a little

little bit of inside information that perhaps you dabble. Oh, you dabble. You're maybe,

you dabble in games. Maybe you find great success. I love the idea of sizzling later in the

episode so people don't skip away. Be like, I'm about to say something really funny in about five minutes.

It's also just a scary setup for yourself.

And before you find out what game we've been reviewing this week, why don't stick around?

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