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Ask Iliza Anything

Dog Receipts

Ask Iliza Anything

Ask Iliza Anything

Comedy

4.73.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 May 2021

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Iliza advises on becoming a friend's supervisor, keeping the dogs in a breakup, and being misgendered.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Ask me! Ask a laser anything it's time to ask! Ask me on your question! Leave them in the Instagram

0:11.3

Comments section! Leave them on your Twitter or leave them on your Facebook! We'll see them, we'll read them

0:19.0

Then we'll give you answers! You know it! I've got it! I've got the answers! The answers! You asked me!

0:27.0

Ask a laser anything! Help! Help! Help! Help!

0:33.0

Bacon egg and cheese! Bacon egg and cheese! It's extremely satisfying to cup your dog's face and squeeze it and say bacon egg and cheese!

0:42.0

Oh, bacon egg and cheese!

0:45.0

I'm just saying. Okay! And then the dog's like, where's bacon egg and cheese?

0:49.0

Who? Are those words she knows? Bacon egg and cheese! She knows very few words.

0:54.0

She would think her name is bacon egg and cheese if you said it with the right intonation. Bacon egg and cheese?

0:59.0

Oh, her little eyes opened! Yeah! Bacon egg and cheese made to order? Hold the bacon and the beans!

1:06.0

Alright. Okay, we got an update, an old update. Actually, let me wait, can I just say something? Yeah.

1:13.0

Only one update per person. Some people are coming in, they're like just triple update, prequel, sequel.

1:20.0

It depends. I'm going to get into this actually now. Okay?

1:25.0

The gathering of questions is an imperfect process. If you feel like your question has not been addressed, feel free to bump up the thread.

1:32.0

I might have, the third might have gotten lost. What do you mean, I mean, bump up the thread?

1:36.0

So, like, if you've sent a DM and I haven't seen it or opened it or in our questions, bad.

1:41.0

Or, there's so many and I haven't seen it, you just comment again in that same thread, it'll push it to the top of the feed. Don't abuse that, but sometimes we miss things.

1:51.0

We're never ignoring you on purpose unless you're bad.

1:55.0

But this update is very cute and it's from an older episode. Do you remember there was somebody whose dad wanted to play Dungeons and Dragons with them?

2:03.0

Yes. And would rope in the whole family. So, this person says, red hot update.

2:08.0

Big thank you to Emily Eliza. Emily, thank you so much for encouraging me to connect my dad to people's own age to play D&D with.

2:14.0

I went on Facebook, found a D&D group, find her page, and set my dad up with a group of retirement age men to play online every Tuesday night.

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