Dog Drama, Neighbor Showdowns & The “Merry Christmas Riz” Conspiracy
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
4.9 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 24 April 2026
⏱️ 48 minutes
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Summary
If you’ve ever had a neighbor issue, this episode is going to feel a little too real—and a lot funnier.
Rafe kicks things off with a story that starts innocent enough: taking his 20-year-old dog Beau outside. Sweet, peaceful, wholesome… until his neighbor’s German Shepherd decides it’s time to audition for the NFL and absolutely levels Beau like it’s fourth-and-goal. What follows is a mix of panic, frustration, and one of those “I really don’t want to fight my neighbor but also WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE” conversations. It’s relatable, it’s tense, and somehow still hilarious because this is a comedy podcast and we cope with humor.
From there, the show spirals (as it should) into pet ownership debates, whether you should take your dog literally everywhere, and the wild concept of cruise ships that allow pets onboard. Yes, your dog could soon have a better vacation life than you.
Then comes the financial “life hack” portion of the show—where the crew debates a fake-but-genius idea: a subscription food service where you just eat one place every single day. Could you survive on Chipotle? Starbucks? Taco John’s? Moon casually reminds everyone he basically lived off Lion’s Choice and Dr. Pepper as a teenager… which explains a lot and raises several medical questions.
We also get a classic “only in Florida” moment involving a man assaulting a Subway employee over bread texture (because of course), plus a reminder that your Amazon packages might be secretly housing a bug Airbnb situation. Sleep tight.
And just when you think the show might calm down—it doesn’t. Instead, the crew creates what might be their most diabolical long-game prank yet: convincing the entire audience to replace “Happy Birthday Riz” with “Merry Christmas Riz” and fully gaslight him into thinking reality has shifted. It’s chaotic, it’s unnecessary, and it’s absolutely happening.
This episode is peak funny podcast energy: real-life frustration, ridiculous conversations, and a group of people who somehow make all of it entertaining. If you like your mornings unpredictable, slightly unhinged, and packed with laughs, this comedy podcast delivers exactly that.
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| 0:00.0 | Riz here for Dobbs Tire and Auto Centers. Listen, Dobbs has been St. Louis proud since 1976. |
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| 1:11.1 | They didn't just drop off a crew and disappear. |
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| 1:23.5 | Now the roof looks gorgeous, clean lines, solid workmanship, high-end materials. |
| 1:28.3 | It looks like it belongs on the house, not some patch and prey repair. |
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| 1:36.4 | If you've got storm damage, leaks, or an older roof, make Happy Roof Company your first call. |
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| 1:52.5 | That's 314-665-301, The Happy Roof Co. |
| 1:57.9 | Because who doesn't want a happy ending? |
| 2:00.4 | March Madness is here, but the real |
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| 2:08.6 | are a slam dunk, $1,600 off a brand new HVAC system, a 16-year parts warranty and a 16-year |
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