It's Wednesday, August 20th. I'm Jane Koston, and this is What Today, the show that has enough to worry about without the threat of radioactive shrimp at Walmart.

Yes, you heard me. The FDA announced Tuesday that some shrimp available for purchase at Walmart may have been contaminated by a radioactive isotope.

Again, we've got enough going on. We don't need radioactive shrimp. On today's show, Oklahoma rolls out a special

assessment for teachers moving from New York and California to determine if they're too woke to teach. And the federal government tells workers, nah, we're good on your feedback and

cancels an annual employee survey. But let's start with Washington, D.C. The Department of Justice

announced on Tuesday it's launching a criminal investigation into D.C.'s crime statistics

and whether or not

they've been, quote, manipulated to make the crime rate seem lower. Now, this isn't a new

accusation. Back in May, the Metropolitan Police Department put one of its police commanders on leave

amidst allegations that he made changes to crime data. But of course, this isn't really about

facts.

I mean, it never really is.

Remember that President Donald Trump

fired his Bureau of Labor Statistics Commissioner

for a bad jobs report like three weeks ago.

Case in point.

According to Trump speaking in the Oval Office on Monday,

D.C. was the worst city in the world.

Up until he took over the D.C. Police

Department, and now it's great. Amazing. We have a thing going on right now in D.C. We went from the

most unsafe place anywhere to a place that now people, friends are calling me up, Democrats are

calling me up, and they're saying, sir, I want to thank you. My wife and I went out to dinner last night for the first time in four

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