Does the Time Match the Crime? | Ep 35

The Thick

Comedy

4.7 • 698 Ratings

🗓️ 7 May 2026

⏱️ 132 minutes

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Summary

Welcome back Thickums! We're back this week to discuss all things news, pop culture, and mess. We delve into the case of Domonique Morgan along with how we feel about restorative justice and punitive punishment. We hope you enjoy!

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00:00:00 Intro

00:01:08 Tabria still obsessed with Michael

00:07:32 Tabria the Grammar Police

00:11:27 Mindy’s phone addiction

00:14:23 Coworker appreciation

00:16:12 Sum Cut goin up!

00:22:55 Club etiquette

00:27:36 Iran war updates

00:30:45 These gas prices (+ a little tinfoil)

00:34:55 Starbucks CEO said $9 is worth it for a luxe cup of coffee

00:36:05 Capitalism will be the death of us

00:48:05 Supreme Court guts Voting Rights Act

00:54:07 Gov’t Shutdown finally over

00:54:50 Palantir signed deal w/ USDA for $300M

00:59:58 Plan B was banned from being mailed and now temp allowed again

01:00:48 Climate: GA Wildfire

01:01:34 Corpus Christi, TX out of water

01:04:24 Hoover Dam’s power output could drop 40%

01:04:55 Spirit Airlines shutdown but potential public buyout?

01:07:00 AI tech in cars starting 2027

01:08:35 Driverless big rig trucks hit the road

01:10:04 Veteran protest atop bridge in DC

01:11:13 South Carolina State protest commencement speaker

01:12:42 Cherie DeVaux is the first woman to win Kentucky Derby

01:13:13 Trump Gold Card sales

01:14:17 Nicki Minaj divorce

01:15:29 Vine is back w/ Divine

01:17:21 MIA fired from Kid Cudi’s tour

01:20:56 The Met Gala

01:24:17 Dominique Morgan

01:38:40 Are financial crimes THAT bad?

01:42:19 Restiratuve justice for PDFs who haven’t acted on desires?

01:47:57 Acts of violence from kids

01:51:50 We’re too desensitized

01:56:31 Just how many evil people are in the world?

02:00:00 People still joining gangs?

02:02:07 Would you live somewhere with only women?

02:03:33 Who do you find attractive that most people don’t?

02:11:06 Outro

Transcript

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0:00.0	Take what?
0:08.0	Take one.
0:09.3	Only one take.
0:10.6	This is the...
0:11.7	Take one.
0:12.4	Roast beef strips.
0:14.3	Soft brisket podcast.
0:17.2	She's talking about our vaginas.
0:19.4	She's talking about our vaginas because she had one viral tweet back in the day when she said not all pussy is pink.
0:26.9	And Tabree didn't understand what that meant.
0:28.8	No, I didn't understand why it went viral.
0:31.6	Because, girl, roast beef vaginas exist.
0:34.7	Yeah, they do.
0:37.2	You're looking at one.
0:40.1	I'm not looking directly at Mide's vagina.
0:43.3	Just for reference.
0:45.8	Oh my gosh.
0:47.8	Oh, my God.
0:48.4	How would you're weak?
0:50.0	Oh, you know.
0:51.8	Sorry, I wrote in the margins because I forgot to put it like what I'm going to do.
0:58.5	So just so you know what I'm going to talk about.
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