The Bugle, audio newspaper for a visual world.

Hello Buglers and welcome to Bugle number 94, that is the 94th official version of the world's greatest

and only audio newspaper for a visual world with me and is also in here in

London and in New York City the one the is there only one of you still I don't know do they currently the one and only John Oliver

Hello Andy hello buglers so Andy it, it's Halloween tomorrow here.

It's Halloween tomorrow everywhere, but people tend to care more about it here.

I don't recognize it. I'm Jewish.

Yeah, I understand that.

It's a painful time for you people.

We have Yom Kippur instead.

That's right, the opposite of Halloween.

Less costumes and sweets.

On the way this morning, I walked past a kid in a full Spider-Man costume and mask and he looked up at me

with a look in his eyes that seemed to say you look ridiculous.

And I looked back at him as if to say, I know, you're right, I should be dressed like Spider-Man

too, but you don't understand, I'm scared, help me, show me the way. What I'm looking forward to though is in three weeks time, Andy, because is there anything

more confidence in this world than a kid in a Spider-Man outfit three weeks after Halloween. Looking up at his mom saying, no lady, the game has

changed now. You shouldn't have started this. Why would I go back? But the big news for me this week Andy is I finally got approved for my

green card and all without having to marry Gerard Depardieu. Which is a bit of a shame because to be honest that was going to be my next step.

I'd even planned out how to seduce the old French dog.

I don't want to reveal my battle plan but it involved an autographed

Michelle Plattini night dress and half a

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