Welcome to the kid-crowding podcast. It's a condensed version of the show.

We painstakingly smushed it together for your listening pleasure.

It's Kelly Raspberry. I don't remember why I had to take off my top. Big Al Mack. Hey man, I guess what I did today. I haven't, I had a beer and I just shaved my butt. And J.C. Can you teach me how to put on a jock strap? The Kidcratic Morning Show. Oh, the name of this is, does that make me crazy where you can join our club?

Mostly we like to just celebrate how we're different and weird.

Because it's cool to be different. Our phone number is... to celebrate how we're different and weird.

Because it's cool to be different.

Our phone number is 800 Kid Live.

That's 800, 543, 3,35, 805, Geeket.

This one came in on the text from Jose.

What's up, Tokyo?

I only use one side of the bar of soap,

and if it drops in the shower, I do not reuse it.

I need to get a new one.

Does that make me crazy? And I know I mean just got to wash it off

Shave that gross part off if you need to watch it all

I mean it falls in the shower you're Yes, you're crazy and wasteful.

I did recently talk to my friend because we do this bit on the show and

sometimes your friends will come up to you and tell you but he said that he his wife makes him use one side of the

bar soap and he uses the other my next question was how do you know which one

is the side he said they get the suave ones that she gets the curved side and then he gets the other

side and I said oh so you got the you got the crappy side because it's not curved for your body so you

get it's tougher for you to wash your body with I don't

...