Welcome to Pablo Torrey finds out. I am Pablo Torrey and today we're going to find out what this sound is.

Brushing Dingellberries out of a tail. That's the clinical term?

Yeah, it made me feel a closeness that I'd never felt for a horse before.

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You're listening to Draft Kings Network. So I was, you know, when I was cleaning the stall I was stepping in like a lot of

fecal matter. Yeah. I just like got right into my car and drove like the two hours.

Oh God.

And about like five minutes in I was like, Jesus what?

Crawled in the car and died.

And it only dawned on me an hour in that, oh, there was like,

shit all over my boots.

Okay, so we're gonna explain that,'re going to explain how it is that Mickey

Duje, my friend, who also happens to be my favorite illustrator slash

documentary and slash animator hybrid in sports, ended up soiling his Volvo. Mickey by the way is an Emmy nominated

creator of the Netflix series losers and lots of other cool stuff but today he has

just come back from an assignment for me, a reporting assignment for

PTFO, and it might be the most absurd assignment we've given to a correspondent to

date, which is saying a lot. But before we get into all of that, I do need you to become familiar with the viral

video clip that kind of inspired all of this, a clip that we here cannot stop thinking

about. Because this video is of Nugget Superstar

Nikola Yolkich, one of the most walled-off press averse and seemingly self-loathing celebrities on the planet

insofar as the guy is the best player in the NBA

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