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P O L L that is that's the nothing personal word of the day. It's a poll. I got a poll. Let's take a

poll by a show of hands at David P. Samson on Twitter. You can go in the DMs. You can go anywhere

you want. I'm taking a poll. It's my poll. My question. How many of you would rather

that coronavirus had not happened in 2020? That's my poll question. Because then I want to be able to

say that after taking a poll of 5,000, 10,000, 50,000, 2 million people, 96 percent said they would

prefer that coronavirus had never happened. Is that value added? Are you happy? That's the nothing

personal poll of the day? You ready? Should we do a whole segment on polls? I'd like to do a segment

on polls, but trust me, there'd be an E instead of a second L. So yesterday we had to read all about

the poll of NBA players. There's been an informal poll. There's been a formal poll. There hasn't been

a formal poll. There wasn't any poll. It was poll gate yesterday. Let me give you the background

and then tell you what actually happened and why it's so absolutely funny. It was a laughing poll.

Representatives of the players union called union members in the National Basketball League and

stated, would you like to try to return to the National Basketball Association this season?

Yes or no? Yes, no. A poll that just has a yes or a no. It's very binary that kind of poll. There's not

like C. D. I used to love those multiple choice questions. A, yes, B, no, C, yes and no, D, yes or no,

E. None of the above, F of the above. I'd look at my watch. I'd see where the second hand was.

The rule was if the second hand is between the zero and the three, then you choose A. If it's

three and the six, you choose B, the six and the nine, you choose D, the nine and the 12, you choose D,

ABCD when you have a multiple choice that you don't know the answer to and you can't get penalized

for having a wrong answer. You guess. I used to guess in quadrants.

So MBA players are asked, would you like a season? Would you like to try to have a season and

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