What is up, hotties? Welcome back to another episode of Stay Hot. I'm Bladen Kirk,

and as always by my two favorite co-hosts of all time in Matthew Spineauer and Theo Ash. We have a great

episode planning for you all today. We're in the beautiful situation where normally we record an

episode and then big news drops. But today, big news dropped right before we started recording this episode, which is that Kyrie Irving is getting traded to the Dallas Mavericks. We're going to talk about that. And then we're going to talk about our favorite seasons from the NFL season as opposed to doing like an MVP off at the Player of the Year type

stuff because we will probably all just come up with the same guys for most of those awards.

So we thought it would be more fun to discuss our favorite passing, rushing, receiving,

and defensive seasons this year. But before we get into all of that, Matt, Theo,

how are you guys doing today?

I'm good.

I went through a little rebrand.

I got a haircut for the first time since, like, last spring.

So that was fun.

And then I got my ears pierced at Clare's,

a place where I will never step again.

I didn't know what at Clares was. I thought, really? Like, I did know, I had no idea what it was. I just know that people got their ears

pierced there. It says, like, I'll just type in Clares and I'll, I'll just go do it,

knowing nothing about the process. Clare's is the worst store I've ever seen in my leg. I just, I almost just turned right around. I had an appointment. It's just so like, I don't know, it's just not my type of store. It's, it's a type of earring you could want, man. That's true. Nothing is off the table earring. Why is it Clares?airs they if i was like a 12 year old girl i

probably would have been pretty psyched about clairs but i just i something inside me was like

really was really screaming like do not show your face in that store man but i didn't know anything about getting

i thought it was going to be like a much more kind of painful process than it was they're like

kind of much more an ordeal but they're like sit down in that chair and then they took like a stapler

looking thing and just went like juke that it was done they're like see you i was like okay

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