Welcome to Andy Staples on three.

Happy Monday.

Happy day after the roast of Tom Brady Day.

I don't think I can handle a roast of myself.

I really don't.

I know that's the thing everybody's talking about because even my wife, who does not care about

football at all was having me

replay moments of Nikki Glazer's roast of Tom Brady. So there will be a push. This is going to

usher in a new era of Roses and, you know, maybe we'll get a call it. Maybe we'll get the roast of

Nick Saban at some point or the roast of Dion Sanders, although a lot of you probably think

the roast of Dion Sanders happens here pretty much every day. But this is going to happen.

The Nick Sabin roast is probably bound to happen after the Bill Belichick roast,

which we know is going to happen because we know Bill Belichick can handle himself on stage now.

We know he can take a joke because like Julian Ellumann just crushed him, just crushed him last night.

So just get ready. Get ready for a new era of sports roast because we're not particularly creative people here in the media.

And when things work, we drive them into the ground.

And that worked.

So you're going to see a lot of that.

Of course, the current college football coach most right for a roast because, well, he's not best known as a college football coach.

He's best known as the greatest cornerback of all time, a guy who played two major professional sports at once.

Of course, is Dion Sanders.

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