Does Djerf Have The Cream?: Tuesday, April 7th, 2026

The Toast

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Tv & Film, Comedy

4.3 • 33.9K Ratings

🗓️ 7 April 2026

⏱️ 81 minutes

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1. Meryl Streep and Anna Wintour on Power, Fashion, and Acting the Part (Vogue) (23:59) 2. Taylor Frankie Paul Leaving Mormon Church, Reveals Panic Attacks Amid Dakota Mortensen and ‘Bachelorette’ Scandal (Variety) (38:14) 3. Vanity Fair Faces Scrutiny Over Editing Controversial Chloe Fineman Video About Her Pantsing 6-Year-Old Boy at Summer Camp (Variety) (45:21) 4. Hailey Bieber Teases New Rhode Launch Alongside Husband Justin Ahead of His Coachella Headlining Set (PEOPLE) (54:43) 5. Carolyn Bessette’s feud with ‘little miss perfect’ Gwyneth Paltrow during Calvin Klein years exposed (Page Six) (1:03:05) - Dear Toasters Advice Segment (1:07:05) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The Toast Patreon ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Toast Merch ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The Camper & The Counselor⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Lean In⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Good morning girlies, it's the toast.
0:07.0	It's Jackson Claude and we're your host.
0:13.0	It's your favorite show, the fast-five things you need to know.
0:18.0	We'll start your day off, swirly.
0:21.1	It's the toast.
0:22.9	I sound amazing.
0:24.9	Welcome back to The Toast and happy Tuesday.
0:28.3	Speaking of choosing, let me introduce you to my life partner who I've chosen to do life with.
0:34.4	Yeah, it's Jacqueline Volley.
0:35.7	Hey, Jax, how you derr?
0:36.9	I'm durn good. How fun for you that you got to come up with like an intro for me every day. I never really thought about it. Like I would have so much fun. It's so like Jason and Travis of us. Like when they introduce 600 pounds from New York New, you know how they do like that whole thing like a wrestle? I would never include your weight though. Thank you. You know what I just found out?
0:57.5	Near a 100 pounds. Oh, really? I weigh 75. You're so fat. You know what I just found out? What? If you live in California, they put your weight on your identification card. Are you sure?
1:30.5	That doesn't sound like the truth. You know what? Not even because like it's so... But my friend Margo told me and she's like smart. Not even because like we're so precious about our weight. Does your license have your weight on it? Question mark? But your weight changes every day, week to week, month to month. Like that's irrelevant. Of course. Yeah, of course. A license should have like permanent statistics, like your eye color and height. Yeah, I think it's wrong. No, in California, your driver's license does include your weight. Here's how it works. The weight listed is self-reported. Lull. It's not verified or measured by the DMB. You can update it at any time you renew or request a replacement if it changes significantly.
1:45.7	Oh yeah.
1:46.3	Once I gain weight, the first thing I'm doing is going to the DMV.
1:49.0	Actually, if I lose weight, I'm not carrying around something with my old weight.
1:52.8	That is such a useless thing to have.
1:55.7	Like, no wonder they have like billions in like lost taxpayer dollars.
1:59.5	Where does the money go?
2:00.3	It's like them printing out people's
2:02.6	irrelevant weights you got to tell spencer pratt that's like a campaign promise i'll remove weights
2:08.0	from identification cards that would be like my whole platform that means everybody needs a new idea
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