Does Brushing Your Teeth Make You Gay (with Bob the Drag Queen)
My Momma Told Me
Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts
4.8 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 26 May 2026
⏱️ 79 minutes
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Summary
Bob the Drag Queen makes his debut on the podcast and delivers an extra-large episode. Together, with Langston and David they ask the biggest questions: Who is the hottest person in hip hop? What's the best accent? Better to go to a bad school and have a good home life, or a good school and a bad home life? Who would win in a foot race, Bob, Monét X Change, or Usain Bolt? Should you see your bestie fully nude?
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| 0:00.0 | This is an IHeart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:19.8 | You really into LA. You just got a hat on. Oh, no. I just bought this sort of photography thing I was at the other day. Oh, that's cute. It's like a paint roller. Yeah, yeah. No, I don't like the Dodgers. I thought it was a tampon. Oh, that'd be funny. Because look at it. Oh, it does look like a tampa. |
| 0:20.4 | No, that's cool. |
| 0:22.9 | I'm not, like, insecure about a thing about my new hat or anything. |
| 0:40.1 | Ha ha ha ha ha ha. funny. Because look at it. Oh, it does look like a tampal. No, that's cool. I'm not, like, insecure about a thing about my new hat or anything. I'm not doing the math about how many podcasts I've worn it on now. I was like, I was like, oh, it's like, like, he's like for women. He got a tampon hat on. Like women in L.A., tampon hat. Not as a big hell for you. with some mandel's shit. No, it's very much giving tampon. Yeah. |
| 0:40.9 | Yeah. |
| 0:41.1 | You see it. in LA, tampon hair. Nah, it's a big hell for you. I just wore this on Mandel's shit. No, it's very much giving |
| 0:39.1 | tampon hat. |
| 0:40.1 | Yeah. |
| 0:40.8 | Yeah. |
| 0:41.1 | You see it. |
| 0:42.8 | I think we all see it. |
| 0:43.8 | That's the tampon. |
| 0:44.7 | That's the string. |
| 0:45.5 | That's the little thing you pull. |
| 0:46.4 | But I don't think there's a, |
| 0:48.0 | there's not really like a bulb on the, |
| 0:49.9 | on the end of the string. I've been wearing it so confidently around town. I think it looks so much like tampon before you even have to make sense of it, |
| 0:56.8 | that you just go tampon. |
| 0:59.4 | Do you all break each other? |
| 1:01.8 | No. |
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