Welcome back everybody, contrary to anyone's normal conception of reality.

You guys actually like this enough that we're doing another one.

So this is spaghetti shootout number three.

If you haven't seen the other ones and you're running what the heck's going on, you should

go back and check those out.

I'm Jimmy Hamilton, the host of this odd game show type thing, and our debate team across

the table for me is, of course, Mr. Mark Bordman and Mr. Ryan Muckintern.

They are going to be given a series of topics and then it's really up to me and my point

scoring abilities here with this fancy tablet in front of me to award points over the course

of their arguments based on things that they say that I like.

I might even be awarding points for other things that occur here.

You may even notice Mark is starting off with a point.

He had a very good diss on Ryan Muckintern before the camera has really even got rolling

here.

So that's pretty good.

I will say though, Ryan is also going to start with a point for coming with Mark's cup

that he still has to this day.

Mark, you haven't really done anything to try and take that thing back.

He's got squatters rights.

He's had it for like four years.

Yeah.

Well, speaking of drinks, we're already having a drink in the caveat corral here.

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