Dodging Your One Night Stand

Don't Blame Me!

Sister Sign Productions

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.7 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 October 2022

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Meghan and Melisa give advice on: Update: Leaving your child's father Contacting a guy you like Hiding a part of sexuality for a man Confronting your boyfriend's sisters Hiding out from your neighbor you hooked up with Don't Blame Them - Maintaining adult friendships Buy our merch: https://store.dftba.com/collections/don-t-blame-me Subscribe to our new show: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/but-am-i-wrong/id1591757891 Follow Us! @meghanrienks www.instagram.com/meghanrienks https://twitter.com/meghanrienks @sheisnotmelissa www.instagram.com/sheisnotmelissa https://twitter.com/sheisnotmelissa @by.meghan.and.melisa https://www.instagram.com/meghanandmelisa Affordable Therapy By State (Curated by Crissy Milazzo): www.tinyurl.com/y64kwdnf Need Advice? www.dontblameme.show Domestic Listeners Call: (310) 694-0976 International Listeners Send a Voice Memo To: meghanpodcast@gmail.com … with as much detail as possible under 3 minutes! WeI'll do our best to share our wonderful words of wisdom. If you're under 18, please get your parent's permission. Advice is for entertainment purposes only, so you can't blame us if we screw up your life. I kid! Our advice IS AMAZING. Want to WATCH this episode as well? Become a patron! https://www.patreon.com/dontblameme Join the Facebook Group! https://www.facebook.com/groups/dbmsecretgroup Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/join/dontblameme Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello everybody. Welcome back to another episode of Don't Play Me where I'm Megan and me Melissa.
0:16.6	We give you wonderful amazing life changing advice all the while looking so absolutely stunning.
0:22.2	What do you say we look like today? I said we look like sorority girls that are founder
0:26.1	state branch. We do check out our Patreon. We're in a florals for spring. How groundbreaking.
0:32.7	Well on this podcast you call in you leave us voicemails and we give you the best advice you've ever heard
0:38.5	and it's free unless you want to give us your money in which case. Great. Go to patreon.com.
0:44.6	Exactly. Go to patreon.com. I'm at free and if you want our Venmos it is not. But don't ask me to
0:52.9	pay you on Venmo for the brand of people. I told you people used to do that to me. Yeah.
0:57.7	I can't. People used to be like I'm a fan of the podcast. Give me five dollars. Why?
1:01.4	Excuse me. I'm the one that's putting in the work. I don't have to work to listen. I was telling
1:05.9	Monty the other day. I forget what it was but someone was asking us for something. Maybe it was our
1:10.8	merch or something of being like how like would you consider like donating some of the proceeds to
1:16.0	like benefit like women in business and you were like we are the women in business. Benefit us.
1:20.4	We're not making a lot like we need money like help me. I was telling about that. I was like
1:25.2	remembering how funny that was. We're like us. That's when the business that you're supporting.
1:28.9	You're a sport woman on business. We're here. Here. Hello. We are not making the call her daddy money.
1:36.5	Hi. We're giving fucking advice. It's wonderful. It's amazing and you're probably wondering how
1:42.1	we're qualified. How are we qualified? We're qualified because one day our heads
1:48.5	popped out either through I don't know how you're boring. C-sectionally. So our heads popped out of
1:57.8	two vaginas and then we slam out and then I sat in my mom and then they did an emergency to get
2:06.6	all the shout out and then she formed it if I do which you and I was like I'm the shit and quite
2:17.0	literally. And then I mean these were eight years apart but we. That's not right. Okay. Seven
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