I'm the cool dad. That's, that's my thing.

I know now what I can offer you that no one else can. Complete and undependent.

I'm a man. I'm sensitive. I need to feel loved. I need to be desired.

Yelling is the only part of being a father that I enjoy.

Welcome to Dear Old Dads, the podcast that's just asking questions about your mom.

I'm Tom Curry. I'm joined as always by Thomas Smith and Eli Bosnick. Hello, gentlemen. Hello. I got it in one this week. There's no way to twist those words. That is what the episode is. That's actually my favorite one you've ever done. Oh, good. You know, I just want to say that. As we twist Tom's words more and more each episode, he's just going to be like, today's episode's about fish sticks, okay? Tom Curry, Thomas Smith, Eli Bosnick, go. Nazi fish sticks? Are they Nazi fish sticks? Incess Nazi fish sticks? Great. Ooh. And hey, Tom, what a great transition because you know the only thing worse than incest and Nazis.

That's right.

It's the auto ads.

Auto ads.

Oh, they'll be there inside your ears any moment.

They're coming, coming down the mountain as they come.

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catchphrase. I don't remember. N-a-quank t-shirt. You can find that over on Patreon. It's under the Scootel tab. God, I fucking hate Patreon. It's so bad. Thomas, how much I hate the platform that feeds my baby. I know. It's so bad. Every time I say it, people are like, hey, man, don't worry. I'll delete my pledge. And I'm like, please don't.

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