I'm the cool dad. That's, that's my thing.

I know now what I can offer you that no one else can. Complete and undependent.

I'm a man. I'm sensitive. I need to feel loved. I need to be desired.

Yelling is the only part of being a father that I enjoy.

Welcome to dear old dads, the podcast that zipped its lips. I'm Tom Curry. I'm joined as always by Thomas Smith and Eli Bosnick. Hello, gentlemen.

I feel, I don't know, like, worried about that intro. I don't know what that means. Yeah, I was going to say, I was like, oh, we should do the thing where we turn it on Tom and be like, all right, this episode's about what to do when your kids are molested. Tom just said something really fucking racist, and then he's like, you better not tell anything. You never what, no.

God damn it.

That is not.

He ranked the racist like the racist child story last week for like an hour.

That's just I just I disagreed with your ranking.

Welcome to your old dad's the podcast.

I sure hope nothing bad happens to any of you. But if we wanted to debunk a ranking of the racists, does anyone have a new podcast where we might be able to... Eli, you're too kind. Debunk such a thing? Yeah, I realize I didn't even tell anyone what it was last time, but that was fun. I was more doing a bit. I thought it was funny. No, I appreciate that. I split off serious inquiries only into now two things, because I was trying to do too much on that show. And now it's, I'm so excited about this idea because now that one gets to solely focus on expert interviews, which is going to be, it's almost like I got two new shows. I'm really excited, even though it's just doing the things I already did, but in two places. And then the other one is called Where There's Woke. And it's going to be like a, you know, a you're wrong about or if books could kill style kind of debunking show more about these fake, woke controversies that every single time I look into them, they're completely fucking bullshit every time. But like the whole world goes for it. The whole everybody, like even people

center left go for these fake stories. And I just thought like somebody needs to be out there

doing more to debunk them. And I'm excited to do it. And to clarify, they're the like,

wokeness gone mad, mortal panic stories. So like, uh,

you know,

these college kids took over their dorm and killed a janitor because they

served Chinese food at the restaurant next door or stuff like the green

Eminem isn't fuckable enough.

It'll be some campus thing where like a student complained about some racism in a teacher

and that teacher was fired their life was ruined and then you'll investigate it and it's like

no the student was ridiculed out of like they had to leave the school and the teacher got like

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