I'm the cool dad. That's, that's my thing.

I know now what I can offer you that no one else can. Complete and undependence.

I'm a man. I'm sensitive. I need to feel loved. I need to be desired.

Yelling is the only part of being a father that I enjoy.

Welcome to Dear Old Dads, the podcast that never uses harsh chemicals or artificial colors. I'm Tom Curry. I'm joined as always by Thomas Smith and Eli Bosnick. And that intro is because I don't 100% know what we're talking about today.

I was going to say what we're yelling about. We have to make that sound like racist or something. Eli, remember that's the game.

That's true. Okay, we're talking about whether or not you should marry other races today.

Oh, we got talking about whether or not you should marry other races today.

Oh, we got to let Tom go.

Oh, man.

All right.

I mean, it's fair.

I saw it coming.

Use harsh chemicals and artificial colors.

Like, those are the defining things I put into my body. Are there any other kinds of colors? Like, I don't know. Where do colors come from? I have no fucking idea. Thank you. Do they farm them, like, organically? Tom's over there eating violets. Yes. I wouldn't be surprised if that was a Tom rule. Like, no, I don't use natural colors. You kidding me? He's an unnatural car. Okay. All right.

All right, guys.

I'm not that crazy. I'm not that crazy. You do know, by the way, that red dye is often made out of crushed beetles. I do know that. Yeah. Red dye 12 and 5. You got to avoid it if you're. Carmine die. Yeah. It's also called Carmine die or Cochiniel die.

Yep, Cochiniel dies. I don't count... avoid it if you're carmine die yeah it's it's also called carmine dye or coccinial dye

that's yeah cochinial sugar needles i don't count i am vegetarian i don't count bugs in as people

they're not but i don't care about bugs people always try to do that too where they're like oh yeah

vegetarian wool you know how many pesticides they have to use to to farm the vegetables i'm like, what? Is that something? Does anyone care about that? I don't care about that. No, that's nothing. Bugs are not. That's insane. It's because we don't notice it, Thomas, but actually in between saying I'm and vegetarian, we scream better than you and punch their wife in the stomach. And once you do that, people get really, really insulted by that.

I did have on that, on that topic, I did have somebody online once.

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