I'm the cool dad. That's, that's my thing.

I know now what I can offer you that no one else can. Complete and undependence.

I'm a man. I'm sensitive. I need to feel loved. I need to be desired.

Yelling is the only part of being a father that I enjoy.

Welcome to Dear Old Dads, the podcast that's peeping while you're sleeping. I'm Tom Curry. I'm joined as always by Thomas Smith and Eli Bonsnik. Hello, gentlemen.

Eli, we now have a moral obligation to make the show about something else so that Tom just sounds like a fucking creep. God damn it. Okay. We were going to talk about consent on today's show. It's the intro. We're weird. That's the interview I came up with. This is going to be. Oh, God. Someone else has to write these little intro blurb. I'm taking a lot of hate these days. A lot of hate. Well, get ready for more, Tom, because I would like to predict that this is one of my favorite episodes of the show. This is going to be a, to, Tom is crazy episode. I don't think-a-tom-a-tall-a-tom is-cray-a-tall-

I doubt it. I doubt it. I'm curious.

Well, let's, hold on. Let's leave that as a teaser because I need to tell people some personal news. So that's a teaser. Don't worry. We're going to get back to it. All right.

But I wanted to tell everybody, because people actually have asked me quite a bit,

officially got the Kaiser ADHD thing.

All set up.

All good.

That's excellent.

You know how much... have asked me quite a bit. Officially got the Kaiser ADHD thing, all set up.

All good.

You know how much goddamn money that's saving me?

I was spending so fucking much.

It was $150 bucks an appointment, and they have to, they make you do an appointment every time

because you can only get 30 days worth of fucking cocaine.

So I had to do that every time. And then the prescription. God, the prescription. Wait, so now you don't have to do these things? Now I don't have to do it. Yeah. Now it's all through my actual insurance because that was all out of pocket. Oh, because you went through like one of those like services. Yeah, like a. Yeah. And it was fine when it was generic Adderall, but because that doesn't exist anymore, you can't get Adderall ever, at least where I am. I had to pay for the fucking designer goddamn drugs that don't have a generic. And it's unbelievable amounts of money. So I, but I did it because, you know what, those drugs are really changing my life.

Like, they really are.

I don't know if I've emphasized that enough how much this has changed my life.

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