I'm the cool dad. That's, that's my thing.

I know now what I can offer you that no one else can.

Complete and undependent.

I'm a man. I'm sensitive. I need to feel loved. I need to be desired.

Yelling is the only part of being a father that I enjoy.

Hey, patrons. Just wanted you come in here real quick. And I brought, I brought Tom. Eli, come over.

Come over here. Yeah. Come over here. Do the announcement. I just, I wanted us not to talk so that Thomas sounded in.

Oh, that would have been better.

All right.

I swear they're on the line. They're here. Guys, why? What the, I love when you do like the sneaky like, hey, come on over. It's like, we're in three different states spread across the entirety of America. I mean in a digital sense. I'm over to my...

Podcast Diverse.

They're on like citation need right now.

I'm like...

I'm regular fourth wall.

I pulled them over.

I pulled them into this.

It's true. So just want to let you patrons know the next two episodes. So this one and the next one were recorded before perhaps news events that you might have heard about. Just giving you the heads up in case it sounds weird. Episode 46 will be the first one that is kind of in current time, I guess you would call it. Just FYI in case it sounds weird. Episode 46 will be the first one that is kind of in current time, I guess, you would call it.

Just FYI in case that seems weird when you hear them.

And one more note, patrons, you're getting an even more of a benefit now because the other show has a bunch of shitty ads that Eli hates.

So the worst possible form of advertisement.

We just let it yell at the ads for 10 minutes on the normie feed. You might want to go hear that just for fun. That'll be on episode 42 over there on the normal feed. Sure. Yeah. Go ahead. Because honestly, and look, I know we always say like, hey, throw us what you can to be a patron. You know, we appreciate the support. So no, now it's mandatory. Because if you're not a patron, it's mandatory. You're open the fucking auto-playing hell zones. No, I'm just warning them because you'll be like, oh, time to tighten the budget. No, stop taking whatever medications you're taking. Kill someone, rob them. Do whatever you have to do to stay a patron so that an old Navy ad doesn't drop on you from the sky like the bombing of Hiroshima.

But worse.

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