DOD4: Father's Day! That's Us! We're Fathers!
Dear Old Dads
Thomas Smith
4.8 • 550 Ratings
🗓️ 17 June 2022
⏱️ 62 minutes
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Summary
For this Father's Day Special, we talk about our plans, gift giving, other nonsense. Tantrums about nothing. Kids and heroin. ADHD. And we all say something nice about our dads, and then give our proudest dad moments.
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| 0:00.0 | I'm the cool dad. That's, that's my thing. |
| 0:09.0 | I know now what I can offer you that no one else can. |
| 0:12.0 | Complete and undependent. |
| 0:15.0 | I'm a man. I'm sensitive. I need to feel loved. I need to be desired. |
| 0:23.1 | Yelling is the only part of being a father that I enjoy. |
| 0:28.2 | Welcome to Dear Old Dads, the podcast that groans every time it tries to get up from its chair. |
| 0:34.2 | I'm joined by Thomas Smith and Eli Bosnick. I'm Tom Curry. |
| 0:38.3 | I have a mathematical formula about that because it's the sound going down into the chair is the direct inverse of the |
| 0:44.2 | sound coming out of it. So going down, you're like, and then going up, you got to be like, |
| 0:49.3 | you know, it's exact. You guys are a lot younger than I am. Are you guys at the groaning stage? |
| 0:55.0 | Have you reached growing stage? |
| 0:56.3 | Physically, I'm several decades older than you, Tom. |
| 0:59.8 | Yeah, there's your atomic age and then there's... |
| 1:03.5 | Right, exactly. |
| 1:05.4 | I have far exceeded my half-life, if you will. |
| 1:10.6 | Like, kids can play with me at this. |
| 1:12.8 | Yeah, you could make a playground out of me at this point. |
| 1:16.5 | They'd be okay with it. |
| 1:18.2 | The doctor's like, are you radiating? |
| 1:19.9 | Here's the level of out of shape that I am at this point. |
| 1:22.8 | My man boobs have formed a crease and underneath them them and it just always hurts a little. |
| 1:29.9 | My skin is like, we're being folded. |
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