DOD273: We Almost Did An Episode Before Remembering Eli Golfed
Dear Old Dads
Thomas Smith
4.8 • 549 Ratings
🗓️ 1 May 2026
⏱️ 45 minutes
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Summary
We started this episode with a plan in mind, and then we remembered that ELI BETHESDA BOSNICK went GOLFING (?!) recently and had to stop everything to get the full story. And torment Thomas.
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| 0:00.0 | I'm the cool dad. That's, that's my thing. |
| 0:09.7 | I know now what I can offer you that no one else can. Complete and undependent. |
| 0:16.7 | I'm a man. I'm sensitive. I need to feel loved. I need to be desired. |
| 0:23.1 | Yelling is the only part of being a father that I enjoy. |
| 0:28.4 | Welcome to dear old dads, the podcast that's learning to wait quietly. I'm Tom Curry. I'm joined as always by Thomas Smith and Eli Bosnick. Hello, gentlemen. Hey, everybody. Howdy, howdy duty? I don't know. I was blanking on what to say. Hello. Hi. I'm normal. Skinny Marenka. Do you guys see that movie? Why don't you know what movie you're... Oh, is that a horror movie or something? Skinny Marenk, yeah. Skinny Marenk is a whoreman? Yeah, it had like a $7 budget made $80 billion. Wait, it's really called Skinnamarank. Skinnamarink. Like the beginning of that song? No. Like Skinnamarink adink a dink a dink. No. My kids love horror movies. I just am not a fan. I'm not into it. I'm not scared of them. I just don't like. |
| 1:11.4 | There's boring to me. |
| 1:12.3 | To be honest, |
| 1:12.8 | most of them are just so fucking stupid. Like the plot lines are so far. It's not the like gore or the, like, that stuff feels just like weird gratuitous. But like, fine if it's interesting. But most time it's just not interesting to me. Yeah. It's just not a good story. |
| 1:26.8 | You know what I like to do? |
| 1:27.9 | I like to read the Wikipedia summaries. |
| 1:30.0 | Okay. |
| 1:30.4 | So that I know what I like to do? |
| 1:29.8 | I like to read the Wikipedia summaries. |
| 1:30.3 | Okay. |
| 1:31.8 | So that I know what happened in them. |
| 1:32.6 | Why? |
| 1:34.2 | And the other day that... Like when you don't watch them or before you watch them? |
| 1:36.7 | No, when I don't watch them. |
| 1:37.6 | Is this a sports thing? |
| 1:38.7 | Is this so you can have a conversation with people that do like this? |
| 1:41.6 | Yeah. with people that do like this? Yeah, it's so that I can have a conversation with people who do like this. About the horror movie, they just need to stay healthy. It's all about the murdering. They do need to stay healthy. That's the whole point in my thing. No, but like often, often a horror movie will have like... If we can avoid the gates of hell, I think we've got a shot, boys. Often a horror movie will have... |
| 2:01.4 | I just hope they're having fun. |
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