I'm the cool dad. That's, that's my thing.

I know now what I can offer you that no one else can.

Complete and undependent.

I'm a man. I'm sensitive. I need to feel loved. I need to be desired.

Yelling is the only part of being a father that I enjoy.

Welcome to Dear Old Dads, the podcast wants you to have a good time, but never tell us the details.

I'm Tom Curry. I'm joined as always by Thomas Smith and Eli Bosnick. Hello,

gentlemen. Maybe you don't want to hear the details, Tom. There is no way you're going to want

to hear the details, my friend. I want to hear the details of you guys having a good time. Feel free,

you know. Is there anything more boring to hear about, though, honestly, than somebody else's sex life?

That was absolutely a joke.

I never discuss this with anybody.

That is so funny.

I wonder if I've actually been meaning to bring that up as like a masculinity topic.

I don't understand it.

There's a lot of dudes who would love to just brag about whatever. And I'm always like, what is this to me? Does that do I, why would that be anything? Does that do something? If I brag about someone I fucked, does it happen again? Like, do I, am I fucking? Or am I just telling a dude about it. Hold on a minute. It's happening.

What is my goal of that? Am I trying to get the dude hard? Like, am I trying to get in the locker room talk? Like you're fucking. Yeah, like what is that? You're providing a little, you're providing a little porn for your homie. Is that really? Like, I genuinely don't know. You.

I'm telling like a tropic of cancer-esque's tale and just like... Is that really what it did? Like, I genuinely don't know.

You're telling like a tropic of cancer-esque's tale and just like with these massive details and Dear penthouse letters.

Locker room talk is just turn into your bud, your pal and saying, hey, would you like to

picture me erect and trusting?

Because I'd love to weave you a tale about that. I have never liked that. I've never engaged in that shit. Absolutely. Me neither. And what it really is is just like some attempt to like brag or it's about your worth as a man, I guess. And that's a way. But that's one of those things where I am not at all interested in puffery.

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