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Welcome to Dear Old Dan's, the podcast that's not quite sure what it's about. I'm Tom Curry. I'm joined as always by Thomas Smith and Eli Bosnick. Hello, hello.

Let's talk about you quitting caffeine. You said it before. I'm dying.

How anyone could survive that and why you would do that to yourself.

So I, just to set the stage here, the maximum daily allowance for caffeine that is safe for most people

is about 400 milligrams.

Is it where Tom's going to tell us we're all doing something wrong or something?

No, no, I'll tell you like how bad this was.

Yeah, no, this is definitely Tom about to tell us, and exponentially speaking.

So about 400 milligrams is the maximum amount of caffeine that you're supposed to drink in any given day.

Your average cup of coffee, about 80 milligrams.

So you can have, you know, pretty good amount of coffee, about five, six cups of coffee,

depending on the strength and how it's brewed and everything.

I have been consuming for years somewhere around a gram of caffeine a day.

So about two and a half times.

So between 10 and 12 cups of coffee a day.

So I typically, well, you know, like life is a little hard.

Life is a little tough.

Sure.

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