DOD25: Spookdadular!
Dear Old Dads
Thomas Smith
4.8 • 550 Ratings
🗓️ 26 October 2022
⏱️ 57 minutes
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It's an extra sode! Here at Dear Old Dads, Spooktaculars are mandatory. EXTREME TRIGGER WARNING we discuss vegetarianism for like 3 minutes in the beginning but past that is some really excellent Spooktacular content.
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| 0:00.0 | I'm the cool dad. That's, that's my thing. |
| 0:09.0 | I know now what I can offer you that no one else can. |
| 0:12.0 | Complete and undependent. |
| 0:15.0 | I'm a man. I'm sensitive. I need to feel loved. I need to be desired. |
| 0:23.1 | Yelling is the only part of being a father that I enjoy. |
| 0:28.0 | Welcome to Dear Old Dads, the podcast that absolutely took all the candy in that bowl you left outside. |
| 0:34.6 | I'm Tom Curry. I'm joined as always by Thomas Smith and Eli Bosnick. |
| 0:38.3 | I am offended, you would say, I would take all of the candy, Tom. |
| 0:42.3 | I would ring the bell and kindly ask what their vegan options were. |
| 0:46.5 | And then leave the flaming bag of shit for them to stomp out. |
| 0:51.5 | And then they'll be like, oh, vegan shit too. |
| 0:53.7 | Fuck. |
| 1:46.7 | Wait, is it edible? Most candy is vegan, right? No. No? No. How is it not vegan? Oh, there's probably like fucking horse juice in it. There's milk in all the chocolate. And there's gelatin in all the candy. Geloton is horse feed. Which is the weirdest goddamn thing. Holy shit, really? Yeah, that is the weirdest thing. Eli, how do you feel about the products that are like, clearly they don't kill the animal for it, but they just because the animal's probably dead for something else, they use it, you know? I'm kind of mixed on those. Like fish guts and beer. Yeah, whatever it is, you know. Yeah. I mean, so, you know, I tend to go with the like Peter Singer thing, which is pedophilia. Wait, what? No. What just happened? We were doing a wholesome Halloween episode. Yeah. We got to scare a right there. We connection went out for a minute and now he's, what the fuck? Peter Singer, he says that like when you're eating morally, right, if you're |
| 1:52.2 | making moral choices, one of the questions you have to ask yourself is like, if everyone |
| 1:56.5 | stopped consuming this product, would the animal stop having a bad time? |
| 2:03.0 | Yeah. |
| 2:03.5 | Right? |
| 2:03.7 | Would you be helping the... |
| 2:04.9 | So in the case of fish guts, where that's already being used from marketed seafood products, |
| 2:10.5 | no. |
| 2:11.1 | You wouldn't be saving any fish lives by not buying a beer. |
| 2:14.5 | Eli, this may be something you already know, but I cannot fucking believe this happened. |
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