I'm the cool dad. That's, that's my thing.

I know now what I can offer you that no one else can. Complete and undependent.

I'm a man. I'm sensitive. I need to feel loved. I need to be desired.

Yelling is the only part of being a father that I enjoy.

Welcome to Dear Odaz, the podcast that knows your son-in-law is a massive piece of shit.

It's the worst impression anyone's ever done, and yet it captures the essence of Tom.

Yeah, it's like caricature in the way.

Like it's like an expressionistic or impressionistic.

A good impression sounds nothing like the person you're in person.

It's repeatable.

I still laugh about when you're like, that's what he started sounding like that. God, what was that? I don't even remember what it was. It was so funny. Prap, what was it? Oh, well. Lydia, you listen to the show. I do. I don't know what you're talking about. She's sleeping through the edits. I don't remember when Tom was talking about in his past. And then Eli was like, yeah, that's when he started sounding like that. That's what he started sounding like that. I don't remember what that is. Sorry. It's what happened. Anyways, welcome to Dear Old Dance. Yeah, today's topic is finding out that your wife actually doesn't like your show. She sleeps. Whatever, guys. She's embodying our listeners, and many of our listeners

fall asleep to our show.

She's representing that population during the editing process.

I'm joined, as always, by Thomas Smith.

Hi.

Tom Curry was unable to join us today

because he's unable to look into his calendar book

and see that we exist at the same time

every week and always have and continue. But that's okay because we've got an amazing replacement.

You've heard her already, the one, the only, the master of research, the smoke of the islanded

loss. What?

Lydia Smith.

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