I'm the cool dad. That's, that's my thing.

I know now what I can offer you that no one else can. Complete and undependent.

I'm a man. I'm sensitive. I need to feel loved. I need to be desired.

Yelling is the only part of being a father that I enjoy.

Welcome to dear old Dan's The Podcast that's Fluffin' It's Body Pillows. I'm Tom Curry. I'm joined as always by Thomas Smith and Eli Bosnick. Hello, gentlemen.

Hello. Now, normally we diagnose my head trauma and or whatever else is my brain.

Whatever else my wits are leaving me. But this week, this episode, I've been instructed to not know what's coming.

So just so everybody knows. Now, to be fair, I did put it into our Slack. He didn't read it. So we're still getting a little bit of diagnosis. It's extremely knowable. Yeah. If you... Yeah, but that's not me having dementia. That's just me working the same way I worked all my life. Like, that's literally, couldn't be more.

I'm here.

What are we doing? If I didn't do that, you should be concerned. If I ever come in, like, I did all the reading. Prepared. Yeah, that would be terrible. I remember Thomas Smith. I don't know if you were just doing serious. It wasn't even serious inquiries only. You might have still been doing Thomas in the Bible. but I remember Cecil and I were doing the David Ike book.

Yep.

And we flew you in and we're like, cool, did you read the chapter? And you're like, nah, I read most of it. Well, I was working on a thing. I was working on a different joke that did not land at all. Crash harder than you guys in Edinburgh. And so I was like, well, it's good that I spent my time on that and then read half

the David Ike chapter.

I mean, because to be fair, like, can you remember any of it?

What I did was I read half the David Ike chapter and was like, I have the same nothing

to say about every part of this.

This is so crazy that there's not going to be different wrinkles to my commentary.

Like, it's just like, gobbling good.

Well, that's a lie.

The problem is like, because the thing that's interesting is you sort of outside in skepticism, you hear about David Ike, and everyone sort of gives you the hits.

They're like, they're lizard people, and the Hebrew God is an interdimensional sphinx

that's trying to feed off the emotional energy that the lizards from Venus, who are Jews,

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