DOD230: It's All About the Motion of the Ocean
Dear Old Dads
Thomas Smith
4.8 • 550 Ratings
🗓️ 26 September 2025
⏱️ 41 minutes
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Summary
The dudes are here to discuss toxic male sexual inadequacy, the cultural underpinnings of it, and how most often it is something men just inflict upon themselves.
A note from Lydia: Listeners, you'll hear Tom refer to this as Episode 269 during the intro and, obviously, classic humor ensues. You are not losing your mind: it is, in fact, Episode 230, but Tom shouted out the recording session number, which was 269. As you were. 6-7.
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| 0:00.0 | I'm the cool dad. That's, that's my thing. |
| 0:09.7 | I know now what I can offer you that no one else can. Complete and undependent. |
| 0:16.7 | I'm a man. I'm sensitive. I need to feel loved. I need to be desired. |
| 0:23.1 | Yelling is the only part of being a father that I enjoy. |
| 0:28.5 | Welcome to dear old dads, the podcast, whose episode today is 269. Nice. Nice. Six nine, six six, seven, six, seven. |
| 0:39.8 | Twice the 69 of other podcasts. That's what I like to say. |
| 0:43.9 | Tom Curry, joined as always by Thomas Smith and Eli Bosnick. |
| 0:47.8 | Hello, gentlemen. |
| 0:48.9 | How's it going? |
| 0:50.1 | Hey, hey. |
| 0:51.3 | So I had a call, I'd actually text over 609. |
| 0:54.0 | We did. I had to text me as 69, though, I had to text Eli the other day. I'm like, my fucking kids are walking around saying six, seven, not 67, but six seven. And then they fucking laugh to themselves. Yeah. Like it's a thing. And then they won't tell me what the fuck it is and I fucking texted Eli's like it's just 69 I'm like god damn |
| 1:12.7 | that's stupid Jesus fucking |
| 1:14.8 | Christ this is so stupid |
| 1:16.4 | I love the generational divide |
| 1:18.4 | because like we understand why 69 |
| 1:20.8 | is funny but we're like |
| 1:22.4 | 67 doesn't make any fucking sense |
| 1:24.8 | like it's such a perfect |
| 1:26.5 | encapsulation of a, |
| 1:27.7 | no, |
| 1:28.3 | because the two heads are performing Kondolangis on each other. Seven's not performing. It's not sucking off. Oh, I thought they were just playing like it was meant something, but it didn't. You're saying they actually changed it. They tried to do a conversion. Yeah, no, they changed 69. A generational conversion. But not even just 67 to 67. |
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