DOD19: Baby Medicine and ER Visits
Dear Old Dads
Thomas Smith
4.8 • 550 Ratings
🗓️ 23 September 2022
⏱️ 65 minutes
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Summary
After a lot of highly relatable observational dad comedy about our kids and wives, we move onto Eli's baby medicine madness. Some stuff you can't give your baby at all, some you can't give until a certain age, and some has only recently been found to not do anything. From there we swap ER visit stories.
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| 0:00.0 | I'm the cool dad. That's, that's my thing. |
| 0:09.0 | I know now what I can offer you that no one else can. |
| 0:12.0 | Complete and undependent. |
| 0:15.0 | I'm a man. I'm sensitive. I need to feel loved. I need to be desired. |
| 0:23.1 | Yelling is the only part of being a father that I enjoy. |
| 0:27.9 | Welcome to dear old dads, the podcast that just needs you to give me one minute. God damn it. |
| 0:35.3 | Tom Curry and I'm joined as always by Thomas Smith and Eli Bosnick. Hello, John. Ah, give me a minute, Tom. God. See, I was going to say these are getting less and less dadlike and more and more just what Tom needs to say. Thomas jumped in. Okay, maybe that's a... Oh, wow. Okay. You... |
| 0:54.2 | Yeah, you're not to this point yet. And also... |
| 0:57.8 | Thomas Smith, don't you need just one goddamn minute, please? Yeah, I don't say that, but it's |
| 1:02.5 | close because Phoebe just, oh my God, she'll just try to talk to us forever. Like, |
| 1:08.7 | we'll be having a conversation, you know, or even, no, sorry. |
| 1:12.5 | We don't get to have a conversation around the kids. |
| 1:15.6 | I'm just realizing now. |
| 1:17.1 | We'll be trying to exchange a quick, important information nugget, like, real quick. |
| 1:23.0 | About a house fire, right. |
| 1:25.6 | About like, hey, you didn't sleep right through those. The intruder is locked in the closet or something important, you know. Right, right? About like, hey, you could sleep right through those. |
| 1:28.0 | The intruder is locked in the closet or something important, you know? |
| 1:31.4 | Right. |
| 1:31.4 | Right. |
| 1:31.8 | And I can't get through it without Phoebe deciding she has to talk to us and just talking, |
| 1:37.5 | talking, talking, over, and then yelling at us when we're not doing it. |
| 1:41.0 | And so that's why I relate to that. |
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