I'm the cool dad. That's, that's my thing.

I know what I can offer you that no one else can. Complete and undependent.

I'm a man. I'm sensitive. I need to feel loved. I need to be desired.

Yelling is the only part of being a father that I enjoy.

Welcome to dear old dads, the podcast that's not telling baldony-faced lies. I didn't write anything.

I'm Tom Curney. I'm joined as always by Thomas Smith and Eli Bosnick. Hello, gentlemen.

The podcast that's trying to make Eli quit the business. He's been on the cusp of quitting, and we are just nudging him harder and harder to the precipice.

And here's the thing. We want him to stay, but we're, we're, no, not old yellow.

We're white fanging him, you know,

because we want him, but it's just like he needs, yeah, for himself. He needs to be free. I need to go. I need to be free. Go on. Go on. Go on. It's a real hatchet situation going on here. I would also like to thank all the people.

You know, we are recording these episodes, one right after the other, but there's been a week. I would also like to thank all the people.

You know, we are recording these episodes, one right after the other, but there's been a week

between you hearing them, and I'd just like to thank everyone who came out in support

of me in the least following week to say, no, Trump supporters do not have inner lives.

They are probably with those awful zombies.

Like, that means a lot

because, you know,

I doubt myself in those moments

when I'm being, to put it gently,

gang-banked by these two

with their insistence

that your Trump voting dad

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